THE "FORWARDER'S"
12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT
WITH ME ...
1) I will NOT get
bad luck, lose my friends, or
lose my mailing
lists if I
2) I will NOT hear
any music or see a taco dog, if
I do not forward an
e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT
going to send me money,
Victoria Secret
doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send
me.
4) Ford will NOT
give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my
e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER
receive gift certificates, coupons,
or freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an
e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see
a pop-up window if I forward an
e-mail ...
NEVER--NEVER!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING
as an e-mail tracking
program, and I
am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8) There is NO kid
with cancer through the
Make-a-Wish
program in
9) The government
does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them
to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO
cool dancing, singing, waving,colorful
flowers,
characters, or
program that I will receiveimmediately after I
forward an e-mail. NONE,
ZIP, ZERO,NADA!!
11) The American Red
Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual dying
of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send
this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I
WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things
by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus
Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe
the bushes in my
yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to
yourself until you have it memorized, and send it
along to at
least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall
out!